what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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