Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
