WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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