Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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