she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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