So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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