did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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