Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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