my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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