What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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