We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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