it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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