Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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