let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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