the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im holly from the hills drunk
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Everything about him screamed your future.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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