Will you blow on my dice?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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