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Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You may now shotgun with the bride
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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