yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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