I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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