if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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