Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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