i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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