I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
