THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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