you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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