I CAN MOONWALK!
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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