I hate your face
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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