i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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