You're completely useless in the revolution.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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