Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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