I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
