IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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