he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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