one might say we're banned from that church
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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