your thong is hanging out like whoa
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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