i don't like sucking hair
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
