can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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