is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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