i may or may not be watching the land before time
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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