their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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