i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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