I just made out with a guy for $7.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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