We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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