Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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