So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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