tell your sister to shave her snatch
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
