i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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