your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
