This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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