i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
NoShamevember. You game?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
