What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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