The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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