that's an acceptable place to lick
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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