do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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