Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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