my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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